Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

Read also:

• Orchestral Music: How well synchronised in time do musicians have to be to sound as if they are playing together?
• Boulder attack updates: Multiple people injured in 'act of terror,' FBI says - ABC News
• Why are so many people anti-Trump? People didn't like Obama either, but he was the president, so people didn't do this. What makes Trump different?
• Why are men so attracted to big breasts?
• The Opener: Teel, Cubs, Tigers, Langeliers - MLB Trade Rumors
• Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?
• What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?
• If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?
• What’s up in the sky for June 2025? Arietid meteor shower, strawberry moon and much more - WTOP
• Dotemu’s CEO on how it makes new games that feel retro - The Verge
• I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?
• Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?